Squigglevision done with paper and pencil. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. All rights reserved. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. We're a dying breed. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. No, not Yoohoo. I got to go feed my babies. In "Shakashuri Blowdown": "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances.". Couldn't save my parents. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Mocho: Oh, no. Its's blown ducks. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. ", and has learned nothing from the Shakashuri battle against himself, of which we also never learn the winner (although given both are exactly alike it hardly matters who won or lost as Xavier loses and wins regardless). 3. Or is it vice-reversa? WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." Man: Oh my god! Honkey. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. I say bone white! Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. on the Internet. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hold. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Mocho: Oh, yeah. I'll help you. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Confront your future. "Taste the pain!" that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Adult Swim fan, you may want to pass on this one What is the Spanish language plot outline for Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007)? It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, "Take that!" Chief Master Guru: That gets rid of that headache. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Don't be a pleasure hog. It's notes he's not playing. When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. Wonder where's my reward. I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Yes made it! Only a blind girl would marry you. How long you stand there, freak? Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Percy: These guys -- these Mexicans -- they carved their tag on me, and I was supposed to be the new mascot of the team, and they we're Mexicans, and they ruined my costume --. Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! The heart of an explosion. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. And a cot. Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! You want me to repeat everything you say? Hold. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Oh, yeah. I'm standing right here. SoundCloud. Xavier: Fate. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner You hear that? Hello? Weiner, take all! Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. What a thought. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? You'll catch the feline aids. ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). We're a dying breed. Youre the un-me. and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Processing. And a queen-size lazy bread bed. Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. When he gets a finger cut off, it grows back. Oh yeah? Here's my card. The chaser has become the choste. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature? Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Years of you and I together. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. Did he clip you? During his travels, he learns more about his Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. But not like the others. Hallucinations don't need continuity. He only does 'cause he love me. Xavier: I killed him hard. The balance of happiness is constant. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner You could say it started when I was a kid. SoundCloud. You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! Xavier: A crying lady! Man: What do I care? Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. SoundCloud. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. I just want to groom and train poodles. JavaScript is disabled. Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. I'm sorry. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. DJ: No time! Ever-Child: You, Paul, When you were 6 and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. I fingered myself. Hello? No one deserves a mix-up that bad! You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. What do you say? Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] In "World of Hurt, B. C.", Xavier sees a news broadcast on the discovery of the oldest known cave painting, which depicts a being that looks very similar to him, and goes back in time to find out how it got there. June: What's that, Popo? A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. And a breakfast nook A sauna. Ok! Valve Corporation. Inhale. Xavier: I propose a new loco tag -- solid white. I can give you a plate of weevils every day Xavier: [thinking] Sucker, I would've settled for every OTHER day. Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. WaitsorryImeandrugs! Whos this? Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Web Valve Corporation. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. Are you prepared for this moment? The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. 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